Some Math Jokes

Son: "Dad, will you do math homework for me tonight?" Father: "No son, it wouldn't be right" Son: "Well you can try"

"There are 3 kinds of mathematicians - those who can count and those who can't"

What sound does a tree make if you hit it with a drumstick? A logarithm

What do you call a crushed angle? A rectangle.

What did the little acorn say when he grew up? Geometry